2017 sex toy shopping guide + DISCOUNTS!
Dec04

2017 sex toy shopping guide + DISCOUNTS!

  Happy New Year from Mr. Racy!   Well, folks, the holidays are (finally?) over and it’s time to settle in to the new year. Why not fulfill that burning resolution and buy a male sex toy? As the web’s premier destination for prostate pleasure, and male self-love, Mr. Racy rounded up some of the web’s best deals and discounts that are sure to tickle your…whatever 🙂   Top deals LELO – for...

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Looking for your first lifelike sex doll? 17 things you NEED to know!
Nov18

Looking for your first lifelike sex doll? 17 things you NEED to know!

“I want my very own sex doll”   I was whispering those exact words while typing this post. A shocking revelation, I’ll admit. To think that just a few years ago I had NEVER used a sex toy of any kind. My own hands, and the touch of a real life woman were all I needed. Or so I thought… Owning a silicone love doll was always out of the question. Too weird. Too Freaky. But times have changed, and I’ve...

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Dating Haiku: relationship poetry just for you
Nov15

Dating Haiku: relationship poetry just for you

    When her eyes meet mine, the stars shine brighter and the ocean churns harder Coming home from work, to find that who I support is worth all the sweat. I dont care who sees when we are somewhere public, the world knows you’re mine. Her fingers on my shoulders after a hard day make it easier. He knows that I can’t always control my feelings, but he makes it work. Even though I am broke, she is with me, just...

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How to Finger a Girl : 7 tips to make her wet with desire!
Nov06

How to Finger a Girl : 7 tips to make her wet with desire!

Fingering a girl isn’t rocket science, guys. Sure, you may not know what you’re doing a lot of the time and you end up just jamming your hand in there and hoping for the best. But after reading through these tips and tricks, you’ll have her cumming and begging for more in no time.   Before you do anything, you need to know what you’re touching. To break it down, there are three main areas to your woman’s vagina that you need to...

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Brutal Dildos: an erotic adventure
Oct30

Brutal Dildos: an erotic adventure

Here’s an epic story of a couple and their newfound love for brutally large dildos.       Richard lay on the bed and sighed deeply. He looked down his body, still healthy and trim, even in his early fifties. He worked out every day at the gym and he and his wife took evening walks together through the park by the house. Richard was, according to his doctor, the pinnacle of middle-aged health, full of energy in the...

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Guys, getting a prostate massage from another man doesn’t mean you’re gay.
Oct21

Guys, getting a prostate massage from another man doesn’t mean you’re gay.

  I get lots of emails regarding prostate play. Surprising, right? Every once in a while I get a message that REALLY piques my interest. A message that stands out from the crowd and really gets my wheels turning. An email that makes me just sit and go hmmmm…. that’s interesting! Today I’m including one of those from a gentleman that I’ll refer to as “Dan”.   Meet Dan For reference, he is a...

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7 Awesome Places To Have Sex In Public
Oct16

7 Awesome Places To Have Sex In Public

Having sex in public, without the fear of getting arrested for public indecency, is to put it simply, fucking hot. Usually, it’s hard and fast so that you can get off in time before anyone catches you. The thrill that someone may be just around the corner, too, can make the orgasms that much greater. You can’t just go around having sex anywhere in public, though. Getting arrested is a real possibility in a lot of places. Likewise,...

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I got a happy ending massage, and my girlfriend PAID for it!
Oct09

I got a happy ending massage, and my girlfriend PAID for it!

Here’s my TRUE (mostly) story of a wickedly scrumptious happy ending massage, bought and paid for by my latest love interest. Yeah, she’s pretty damn awesome 🙂 To keep her anonymous, I’ll refer to her as “K.”       How I met K I met the girl who would become my new girlfriend at a local pub one night while helping a friend commiserate his recent divorce. She was the bartender and, I know...

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Check out these crazy, kinky sex toys you can buy on…Amazon???
Oct05

Check out these crazy, kinky sex toys you can buy on…Amazon???

Most folks don’t realize that Amazon has a HUGE selection of crazy weird sex toys catering to all genders, personalities and persuasions. Almost anything wacky you can think of is available on their site. There’s even more you never knew existed! Best of all, imagine the “ooohs” and “ahhhs” you’ll get when you show this post to those painfully dull co-workers at your office. As a matter of...

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The Sugarplum Fairy: a short erotic tale
Oct02

The Sugarplum Fairy: a short erotic tale

The sugar plum fairy wasn’t expecting much when she ventured into the enchanted forest. She certainly wasn’t expecting to bump into any other creatures. But fate had different intentions, it appeared. She’d shed her voluminous skirts and was reclined against a candy cane tree, her feet in the soda pop stream. Her sugar encrusted bustier was melting under the heat and she moaned as she slid her foot up her leg, spreading the sweet...

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REVIEW: Lelo Hex. The best condom on the market, PERIOD.
Aug25

REVIEW: Lelo Hex. The best condom on the market, PERIOD.

Nearly unbreakable. The thinnest prophylactic available. The latest innovation in condom technology. These are just a few of the things I read about HEX, prior to testing and writing this review. Sounds a bit far fetched, doesn’t it?   ATTENTION: Celebrate the New Year with sex toy discounts! If you're like me, you LOVE a good bargain. It's always sweet to find the BEST deals on the web for male sex toys and accessories....

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Like Ginger? Try figging.
Aug08

Like Ginger? Try figging.

Figging. It sounds like something pleasant, right? Well, in a sense, you’re right, but the image that comes to mind probably isn’t what you’re thinking of—there aren’t any soft fruits here.   Figging is when you insert peeled ginger root into your anus   Does it burn? Hell yeah it does, but in the best way. How’d I find out about it? It was simple—I really love ginger. And when I say love, I mean I love it more than the...

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Breathplay: the Highs and Lows
Jul27

Breathplay: the Highs and Lows

I’ve been taking Krav Maga and MMA classes for about three years now. I’ve been kicked, punched, thrown—everything that could possibly happen over the course of a fight has happened to me at one time or another. I’ve had my arm almost pulled out of my socket, my ankle twisted within inches of breaking and, of course, I’ve been choked out. I can still remember every time that it’s happened, coming to on the gym floor, overwhelmed by...

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Sam meets a sultry werewolf
Jul10

Sam meets a sultry werewolf

The only way Sam knew how to unwind, was the same way he’d been doing it for years. When he was younger, and things weren’t going well in his life, he’d often take to strolling through the woods behind his parents home to find some semblance of peace. As he grew into a man, that habit didn’t change. Whenever work was to much, or the bitter sting of loneliness was to overwhelming, he’d take to the woods to...

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Stimulate your prostate without penetration. Try external massage.
Jun08

Stimulate your prostate without penetration. Try external massage.

If you’re not comfortable with using a prostate toy, like the LELO Hugo, another way to manually excite the gland is by practicing external prostate massage.  Anal penetration is not required with this method. The P-spot is rubbed from the outside, usually by applying pressure to the perineum.   The wonderful perineum The perineum is an erogenous zone for both men AND women, but we’ll be discussing men.  It’s...

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NEVER feel ashamed of anal play
Jun08

NEVER feel ashamed of anal play

I received a question the other day from one of my readers. After mulling it over for a few days, I thought it would be a great idea to cover it with a quick post.   Here was the question: “I don’t know why, but i feel guilty about playing with my prostate. Have you ever felt like this before?”   It was touching for me personally, because I’ve been there. I know how it feels to be ashamed. Ashamed to...

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Prostate orgasm: the ultimate way for a guy to get off!
Jun08

Prostate orgasm: the ultimate way for a guy to get off!

Prostate orgasm is the grand finale for any guy that practices prostate play. This is the pinnacle of the experience. The icing on the cake!  When combined with other forms of masturbation (like jacking off), there will be loads of “icing” shooting from his cock, if done properly! Get out the towels and the wet wipes, because things could get messy…in a good way.   Today I’ll expand a bit on this awesome...

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EXCLUSIVE REVIEW: Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator
Jun05

EXCLUSIVE REVIEW: Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator

So I bought the Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator. That’s a mouthful to say, isn’t it? I’ve been dying to review this wicked awesome toy for over a year. I never had the balls to pull the trigger and buy it, until now. At just north of $200 it’s pricey. But totally worth it in my masturbatory opinion.   Disclaimer: I purchased this with my own money. No sponsorship. No freebies. Just my raw,...

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Anal play safety precautions
Jun04

Anal play safety precautions

I think we can ALL agree that pleasuring the male prostate and the resulting orgasm are the ultimate sexual experiences a man can have.  But care must be taken so we don’t hurt ourselves.  Prostate stimulation isn’t dangerous.  However, by playing safe (lots of lube and a gentle touch) you can virtually eliminate any chance of injury down there.   Follow these 3 rules to stay safe Only stick things up your ass that...

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What’s the best sex lube?
May18

What’s the best sex lube?

A good sex lube makes life MUCH easier There must be a thousand different lubes on the market, all claiming to be the best. There are water based, oil based, silicone based and desensitizing, just to name a few. There are enough different types, brands and options to make one’s head spin. So let’s dispel the myths and get straight to the facts. By the time you finish reading this guide, you’ll know exactly how to...

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