For the ULTIMATE male orgasm, try prostate massage!
Oct08

For the ULTIMATE male orgasm, try prostate massage!

“Don’t worry,” she said. “Just sit back, relax and enjoy the ride, Dave” Those were the words of an old flame right before she blew my mind with a prostate massage. It was my first. She popped my cherry, so to speak. I knew right then and there that my sex life would never be the same. Today you’re going to learn everything I know about prostate play. The whole kit and caboodle. After a few hundred...

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2017 sex toy shopping guide + DISCOUNTS!
Dec04

2017 sex toy shopping guide + DISCOUNTS!

  Happy New Year from Mr. Racy!   Well, folks, the holidays are (finally?) over and it’s time to settle in to the new year. Why not fulfill that burning resolution and buy a male sex toy? As the web’s premier destination for prostate pleasure, and male self-love, Mr. Racy rounded up some of the web’s best deals and discounts that are sure to tickle your…whatever 🙂   Top deals LELO – for...

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Looking for your first lifelike sex doll? 17 things you NEED to know!
Nov18

Looking for your first lifelike sex doll? 17 things you NEED to know!

“I want my very own sex doll”   I was whispering those exact words while typing this post. A shocking revelation, I’ll admit. To think that just a few years ago I had NEVER used a sex toy of any kind. My own hands, and the touch of a real life woman were all I needed. Or so I thought… Owning a silicone love doll was always out of the question. Too weird. Too Freaky. But times have changed, and I’ve...

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Dating Haiku: relationship poetry just for you
Nov15

Dating Haiku: relationship poetry just for you

    When her eyes meet mine, the stars shine brighter and the ocean churns harder Coming home from work, to find that who I support is worth all the sweat. I dont care who sees when we are somewhere public, the world knows you’re mine. Her fingers on my shoulders after a hard day make it easier. He knows that I can’t always control my feelings, but he makes it work. Even though I am broke, she is with me, just...

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How to Finger a Girl : 7 tips to make her wet with desire!
Nov06

How to Finger a Girl : 7 tips to make her wet with desire!

Fingering a girl isn’t rocket science, guys. Sure, you may not know what you’re doing a lot of the time and you end up just jamming your hand in there and hoping for the best. But after reading through these tips and tricks, you’ll have her cumming and begging for more in no time.   Before you do anything, you need to know what you’re touching. To break it down, there are three main areas to your woman’s vagina that you need to...

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Brutal Dildos: an erotic adventure
Oct30

Brutal Dildos: an erotic adventure

Here’s an epic story of a couple and their newfound love for brutally large dildos.       Richard lay on the bed and sighed deeply. He looked down his body, still healthy and trim, even in his early fifties. He worked out every day at the gym and he and his wife took evening walks together through the park by the house. Richard was, according to his doctor, the pinnacle of middle-aged health, full of energy in the...

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Yes, he likes it in the butt. Did I mention he is straight?
Oct21

Yes, he likes it in the butt. Did I mention he is straight?

  I get lots of emails regarding prostate play. Surprising, right? Every once in a while I get a message that REALLY piques my interest. A message that stands out from the crowd and really gets my wheels turning. An email that makes me just sit and go hmmmm…. that’s interesting! Today I’m including one of those from a gentleman that I’ll refer to as “Dan”.   Meet Dan For reference, he is a...

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7 Awesome Places To Have Sex In Public
Oct16

7 Awesome Places To Have Sex In Public

Having sex in public, without the fear of getting arrested for public indecency, is to put it simply, fucking hot. Usually, it’s hard and fast so that you can get off in time before anyone catches you. The thrill that someone may be just around the corner, too, can make the orgasms that much greater. You can’t just go around having sex anywhere in public, though. Getting arrested is a real possibility in a lot of places. Likewise,...

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I got a happy ending massage, and my girlfriend PAID for it!
Oct09

I got a happy ending massage, and my girlfriend PAID for it!

Here’s my TRUE (mostly) story of a wickedly scrumptious happy ending massage, bought and paid for by my latest love interest. Yeah, she’s pretty damn awesome 🙂 To keep her anonymous, I’ll refer to her as “K.”       How I met K I met the girl who would become my new girlfriend at a local pub one night while helping a friend commiserate his recent divorce. She was the bartender and, I know...

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Check out these crazy, kinky sex toys you can buy on…Amazon???
Oct05

Check out these crazy, kinky sex toys you can buy on…Amazon???

Most folks don’t realize that Amazon has a HUGE selection of crazy weird sex toys catering to all genders, personalities and persuasions. Almost anything wacky you can think of is available on their site. There’s even more you never knew existed! Best of all, imagine the “ooohs” and “ahhhs” you’ll get when you show this post to those painfully dull co-workers at your office. As a matter of...

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The Sugarplum Fairy: a short erotic tale
Oct02

The Sugarplum Fairy: a short erotic tale

The sugar plum fairy wasn’t expecting much when she ventured into the enchanted forest. She certainly wasn’t expecting to bump into any other creatures. But fate had different intentions, it appeared. She’d shed her voluminous skirts and was reclined against a candy cane tree, her feet in the soda pop stream. Her sugar encrusted bustier was melting under the heat and she moaned as she slid her foot up her leg, spreading the sweet...

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REVIEW: Lelo Hex. The best condom on the market, PERIOD.
Aug25

REVIEW: Lelo Hex. The best condom on the market, PERIOD.

Nearly unbreakable. The thinnest prophylactic available. The latest innovation in condom technology. These are just a few of the things I read about HEX, prior to testing and writing this review. Sounds a bit far fetched, doesn’t it? For the record, I’ve used a LOT of different condoms in my day. Not a single package or box made lofty claims like these. And they certainly didn’t allow for realistic feeling sexual...

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Like Ginger? Try figging.
Aug08

Like Ginger? Try figging.

Figging. It sounds like something pleasant, right? Well, in a sense, you’re right, but the image that comes to mind probably isn’t what you’re thinking of—there aren’t any soft fruits here.   Figging is when you insert peeled ginger root into your anus   Does it burn? Hell yeah it does, but in the best way. How’d I find out about it? It was simple—I really love ginger. And when I say love, I mean I love it more than the...

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Breathplay: the Highs and Lows
Jul27

Breathplay: the Highs and Lows

I’ve been taking Krav Maga and MMA classes for about three years now. I’ve been kicked, punched, thrown—everything that could possibly happen over the course of a fight has happened to me at one time or another. I’ve had my arm almost pulled out of my socket, my ankle twisted within inches of breaking and, of course, I’ve been choked out. I can still remember every time that it’s happened, coming to on the gym floor, overwhelmed by...

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Sam meets a sultry werewolf
Jul10

Sam meets a sultry werewolf

The only way Sam knew how to unwind, was the same way he’d been doing it for years. When he was younger, and things weren’t going well in his life, he’d often take to strolling through the woods behind his parents home to find some semblance of peace. As he grew into a man, that habit didn’t change. Whenever work was to much, or the bitter sting of loneliness was to overwhelming, he’d take to the woods to...

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EXCLUSIVE REVIEW: Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator
Jun05

EXCLUSIVE REVIEW: Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator

So I bought the Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator. That’s a mouthful to say, isn’t it? I’ve been dying to review this wicked awesome toy for over a year. I never had the balls to pull the trigger and buy it, until now. At just north of $200 it’s pricey. But totally worth it in my masturbatory opinion.   Disclaimer: I purchased this with my own money. No sponsorship. No freebies. Just my raw,...

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What’s the best sex lube?
May18

What’s the best sex lube?

A good sex lube makes life MUCH easier There must be a thousand different lubes on the market, all claiming to be the best. There are water based, oil based, silicone based and desensitizing, just to name a few. There are enough different types, brands and options to make one’s head spin. So let’s dispel the myths and get straight to the facts. By the time you finish reading this guide, you’ll know exactly how to...

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Tickle your prostate with these AWESOME massagers!
May17

Tickle your prostate with these AWESOME massagers!

Choosing a good prostate massager can be a challenge. If you’re new to this type of masturbation, it can be a daunting task to sift through the plethora of options available. It’s important to know what’s available to you and how to find the right one to suit your needs. With literally hundreds of stimulators to choose from, this buyers guide breaks it all down, to help make your purchase decision simple and stress...

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What’s the best pocket pussy for less than $20?
May14

What’s the best pocket pussy for less than $20?

Let’s face it. Jacking off gets boring after using the same old hand for decades. Sure, we can switch it up from time to time. Left to right. Right to left. But at the end of the day, it’s still the same old boring hand. Wouldn’t it be nice to spice things up a bit? Not long ago, a coworker of mine told me how he likes to change things up. He said “Just sit on your hand until it gets numb. Then jack off....

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Big cock stories: two hot chics, one great big dick
Apr22

Big cock stories: two hot chics, one great big dick

John traced his finger around the cocktail glass again. It was already 11:45 and he still hadn’t had any luck picking up women. He didn’t think of himself as a particularly picky guy, but the idea of taking home the saggy old cow in the corner didn’t really appeal to him. As if some kind of perverted god was listening in on his thoughts, in walked two completely hot women. One was a tall blonde with piercing blue eyes and a huge rack...

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