EXCLUSIVE REVIEW: Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator
Jun05

EXCLUSIVE REVIEW: Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator

So I bought the Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator. That’s a mouthful to say, isn’t it? I’ve been dying to review this wicked awesome toy for over a year. I never had the balls to pull the trigger and buy it, until now. At just north of $200 it’s pricey. But totally worth it in my masturbatory opinion.   Disclaimer: I purchased this with my own money. No sponsorship. No freebies. Just my raw,...

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REVIEW: the L’Amourose Rosa Rouge. A heat up vibrator!
Dec24

REVIEW: the L’Amourose Rosa Rouge. A heat up vibrator!

Just when I thought I’d tried every male anal toy that really mattered, the L’Amourose Rosa Rouge found its way into my toy box. And man oh man, this thing is a doozy. The only thing that would make it better is a wireless remote control. This is more than just a butt toy…it’s a total anal vibration solution! Rouge, by the way, is French for the color red. How appropriate! In a nutshell, this device (almost)...

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REVIEW: the Lelo Loki Wave, with “come hither” motion
Oct20

REVIEW: the Lelo Loki Wave, with “come hither” motion

As a prostate massager connoisseur, life has been pretty darn good lately. Lelo has been rolling out new devices for men’s prostates left and right. My prostate and I have been buzzing with pleasure for a couple of months now!   Naturally, I was really pumped when I got an email from Lelo telling me that a brand new toy was on its way for me to try out. It’s called the Lelo Loki Wave, and it’s quite different...

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REVIEW: the Lelo Loki. Everything a luxury massager should be.
Sep29

REVIEW: the Lelo Loki. Everything a luxury massager should be.

Before I even had a chance to run the Lelo Loki through the gauntlet, I was VERY impressed with this new anal toy for men. From the initial presentation in the windowed box, all the way to the prostate trembling orgasm grand finale, I loved this toy. Every step of the way.. FYI: for an upgraded experience, check out the Loki Wave, right here. It doesn’t come with a remote control, but that’s OK. This is still a stellar...

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REVIEW: the Lelo Hugo with wireless remote. 100% awesome!
Aug31

REVIEW: the Lelo Hugo with wireless remote. 100% awesome!

If I could sum up the Lelo Hugo in just a few words, it would go something like this: Whoa! This toy just ROCKED my world! Yeah, it’s that awesome. This is my very first wireless remote control prostate vibrator! And what a way to pop my cherry. I’ll also mention that it’s totally hands-free once it’s inserted. You only need one free hand for the remote. Oh yeah…   UPDATE: In my opinion,...

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REVIEW: the Lelo Billy Luxury Male Massager
Jul06

REVIEW: the Lelo Billy Luxury Male Massager

Today, let’s get up close and personal with the Lelo Billy luxury massager for men. You’re about to learn “what’s hot” and “what’s not” about it. Don’t forget to check out my full archive of toys, here.   UPDATE: for an upgraded experience, check out the newer, bigger and badder Loki. Read the review right here. ** The folks at LELO.com were kind enough to send me this toy...

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REVIEW:  ICE is the best Fleshlight I’ve ever used. Bar none.
Jun19

REVIEW: ICE is the best Fleshlight I’ve ever used. Bar none.

    The Ice is the BEST Fleshlight I’ve used to date I’ll start by saying this: I have a discerning dick.  It’s picky sometimes.  It’s been rammed into more than a few toys (and women) over the years.  So, when I run across something that feels good, I like to “stick around” for a while.  This is where our paths crossed. This Ice version, with a Lady insert, is the best one I’ve ever...

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REVIEW: The Vice, by Aneros. Hands-free orgasms galore!
Mar22

REVIEW: The Vice, by Aneros. Hands-free orgasms galore!

Ok, guys.  I’ve owned the Aneros Vice for a few weeks now, and I’ve tested it THOROUGHLY. Now it’s product review time. All in all, this is a pretty exciting butt toy for guys. I give a thumbs up!   A few things before we get started… This is my first male vibe, so it has a special place at the top of my dresser drawer. It has been my go-to vibe for a long time because it feels awesome! ** EDIT: Vice will...

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The Helix Syn by Aneros is AWESOME for hands free action!
Feb17

The Helix Syn by Aneros is AWESOME for hands free action!

If you’ve been searching online for prostate toys, Aneros is a name that always comes to the top of the list. The Syn is an updated version of the legendary Helix.  This improved device sports a velvety feeling silicone rubber surface that’s much more comfortable than the original…superior in every way.   A few comments before I begin… This is the toy that got me excited about prostate play. It was the...

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