Messy anal sex: how to deal like a gentleman
It’s inevitable…sooner or later you WILL encounter a mess when engaging in anal sex with another person, or with your prostate toys. Someday, you WILL encounter a “shitty” situation (pun intended)!
What’s in this post
- Respect your partner
- A personal story
- When playing solo
Be respectful of your partner
When with a partner, man or woman, it’s critical to keep calm: don’t make a big deal of it! There’s no quicker way to ruin your partner’s self esteem than by calling them out on it, or making fun. The moral of the story? Be a gentleman.
Wait until AFTER you both finish to tell her. And yes, you should tell her, if for no other reason than to let her know she needs to get cleaned up.
A personal story
A few months ago, my lady and I were having some pretty intense, hard hitting anal. This was common for us, and we’d been experimenting for a number of months. So it was nothing out of the ordinary.
Anyway, I’m pounding away. She’s on her knees, face down in a pillow on my bed. She’s moaning, groaning, begging for more. I look down and, lo and behold, some of her “leakage” was on my cock. This was a first for me, and it caused me to pause for a bit.
She immediately stopped moaning, and looked back at me. “Why did you stop?” she asked. To save face, and embarrassment for her, I quickly said, “roll over and rub that pussy ’til you come. I want to jerk off all over it.”
I rolled her over to her back, simultaneously kissing her on the back of the neck and wiping the shit from her ass and my hard dick. “She didn’t notice,” I thought. A couple of minutes later, we both came simultaneously. HARD.
It was only during the afterglow, that precious moment after sex when you’re both laying there completely exhausted, but satisfied at the same time, that she sheepishly asked THE question.
“Dave, did some shit get on your cock?” I said, “yes, Babe, it did. But I don’t care. It was hot anyway. Let’s take a shower now.”
With that, it was all good. She got up with a smile and headed straight to the shower. She later confessed that was the sweetest way I could have handled the situation. No muss. No fuss. “You handled it like a gentleman” she said.
When playing solo…
If things get messy when going it alone, it’s no big deal at all. There’s no one to embarrass but yourself. As a rule of thumb, it’s always wise to have a damp towel on hand to wipe up any accidents. I also like to keep a dry one handy. There’s nothing worse than cool water on your ass to give you that chill.
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