REVIEW: the PicoBong Surfer anal vibrator, with REMOJI smartphone app!

Good music. Great times. That’s what the new PicoBong Surfer is all about!

If you haven’t heard of it, the Surfer is just one device in a new lineup of adult toys developed and marketed by a neat sex toy company called PicoBong. They manufacture all kinds of cool stuff for guys and gals. Penises, vaginas and rectums can all quiver with joy, because this company makes something for every sexual orifice and appendage!

But here’s what’s makes these sex toys unique: they can all be controlled with a smartphone app, called REMOJI! This is still in development, but the devices and the finished app will start being delivered in May 2016. I believe these will be a VERY popular product, as I had a wonderful time testing it.

The latest lineup includes:

  • Surfer
  • Diver
  • Life Guard
  • Blow Hole

I love the ocean theme here. It makes me think of the Beach Boys and their classic hit song, Surfin’ Safari.

 

Disclaimer: I received this pre-release toy from PicoBong free of charge, in exchange for an honest and thorough review. And that’s exactly what you’re gonna get.

 

 

Picobong Surfer

 

 

Without further ado…

 

Here’s my review of Picobong Surfer

In some ways this toy totally exceeded my expectations. In other ways it was nothing remarkable. However, there was nothing that turned me off about this toy. That’s a good thing! And that’s why I totally recommend it to my readers.

If you’ve read through my blog, you already know that prostate toys are my #1 sexual pleasure devices. Just so you know, this isn’t a dedicated prostate device. It’s more of an anal vibrator.

 

Here’s what I really liked:

  • Strong vibrations for a toy of this size and price point.
  • A decent number of vibration patterns
  • It’s rigid. There is no flex at all between the base and business end.
  • The accompanying smartphone app (available for Android and iPhone) is pretty slick.
  • Very portable, doesn’t take up much room. Easy to store in an overnight bag.
  • Very portable while inserted. Easy to wear around town.
  • GREAT for couples activities
  • It’s WATERPROOF!

 

Things that were just ok:

  • A bit small for my taste. I like something larger. This toy never really got me off. It just felt very good.
  • I prefer a toy that’s completely covered with silicone. The base on this is hard plastic. Not a deal breaker, just a personal preference.
  • It doesn’t come with a complete battery charging system. Only a USB cord. This could be positive or negative, depending on personal preference.
  • The smartphone app is kinda cool. It’s easy to use. I believe it’s well designed (for this beta version), but it just really doesn’t appeal to me personally. I don’t want to be messing around with my phone while I’m having solo sexy time.

 

 

Check out this video for REMOJI

 

 

 

What’s in the box?

Here’s what I received:

  • The Surfer vibrator
  • USB charging cord
  • Toy cleaner
  • PicoBong sticker

I’m not sure what all will be included when they start sending it out, but I would expect only the toy and charge cord.

 

PicoBong Surfer anal vibrator

 

 

Charging the battery

Pretty simple. There’s a hole in the bottom of the toy. Just insert the charge cord, and plug the other end into a laptop or other device with a USB port.

 

Picobong Surfer

Picobong surfer with accessories

 

How does it feel?

I like how this toy vibrates my ass. It’s not awesome…just very good. Personally, I prefer a vibrator that has the capability to buzz my ass so hard, it’s almost uncomfortable. Surfer’s vibrations pale in comparison to my Hugo (read more here), but for the SIGNIFICANTLY lower price point, there’s nothing to complain about.

I love wearing this bad boy out in public. The size fits me well. Not so big that it gets in the way of me walking properly. The tapered shape keeps it planted firmly in my ass at all times. No worries about it popping out in a really inconvenient locale 🙂

It feels really awesome when my lady friend is controlling it. I just hand her my phone and let her go to town! Oh, and I’ll be picking up one of these (or a Diver) for her very soon.

 

Should you buy it?

Well, that depends what you’re looking for. If you want something relatively inexpensive, portable and remote controlled, this is a great butt vibrator to add to your collection. If you’re looking for a toy that will vibrate the entire mid section of your body and make you quiver, this probably isn’t the toy for you. But you’ll have to spend quite a bit more money to get it 🙂

 

 

 

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Dave

Author: Dave

Hi, I'm Dave. And I'm a....sex fiend?!? No, not really. But, Kinda :) Actually, I'm just your average white collar guy who happens to have a soft spot for sexy WOMEN and HOT sex toys. Hence, these are my chosen topics for this blog. I'm fluent in 3 languages: English, Profanity and Sarcasm. I own a number of male sex toys, and my personal "toybox" is growing rapidly. But prostate toys are my favorite. So, enjoy the ride, and drop me a line if you have something to say! Hey hey...I just joined Reddit! /u/mrracy

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  1. What´s your initial impressions? I just ordered one!

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