REVIEW: 7 Best Fleshlights for any occasion. #1 male sex toy! [NEW]
Jun19

REVIEW: 7 Best Fleshlights for any occasion. #1 male sex toy! [NEW]

When it comes to the best male sex toys, Fleshlight is the undisputed king of the hill. With tons of different devices available and the option to build customized toys, the possibilities are endless. These masturbators are exceptional for one main reason: the suction. If you crave the sensation of having an orgasm sucked from the tip of your penis, look no further.   The purpose of this Best Fleshlight review My goal here is to...

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REVIEW: Aneros Progasm Jr. – small but powerful!
Mar23

REVIEW: Aneros Progasm Jr. – small but powerful!

Raise your hand if you’re a guy that likes a good prostate toy in your butt! Ok, now blink three times if you have a hole that’s tight and can’t handle anything too big down there! If both of these apply to you, then the Aneros Progasm Jr might just be the anal toy you need. It’s the little brother of the original Progasm. I reviewed that one a while back, right here. It has the same design and performs the...

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REVIEW: CB 6000 Male Chastity Cage. I jailed my penis for 24 hours!
Mar11

REVIEW: CB 6000 Male Chastity Cage. I jailed my penis for 24 hours!

I woke up this morning with the CB6000 male chastity cage locked firmly to my twig and berries. Weird, right? Yes, I installed it last night before going to bed. No, I didn’t intend to fall asleep with my dick cage still on. Ok, ok, maybe I did. I guess that bottle of Mad Dog I pounded down late last evening hit me harder than I thought. I laid there for a minute this morning, wiping the sleep from my eyes, trying to remember...

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Best Sex Lubes [MEGA GUIDE]: know what to use for ANY situation
Mar03

Best Sex Lubes [MEGA GUIDE]: know what to use for ANY situation

Without a doubt, you’ve heard the term wetter is better. This is super relevant when it comes to sexual activities. Whether for masturbation, anal play or traditional sex, matching the best sex lube with the situation is of utmost importance. Using this simple, inexpensive product can mean the difference between having a so-so time and a great time. If vaginal dryness is the only thing you think of when considering lube, think...

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Immerse Yourself Fully With the Kiiroo Onyx (Now VR Compatible)
Nov20

Immerse Yourself Fully With the Kiiroo Onyx (Now VR Compatible)

With every passing day technology is expanding the ways through which we connect in new and exciting ways; and nothing reflects this more than the current surge in virtual reality headsets. No longer the faraway invention of sci-fi movies or ambitious erotic fantasies, VR headsets are taking the world by storm, and the VR world is clearly the place to be.   When it comes to the world of adult erotica, there’s no denying that VR porn...

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REVIEW: Lelo Hex. The best condom on the market, PERIOD.
Aug25

REVIEW: Lelo Hex. The best condom on the market, PERIOD.

Nearly unbreakable. The thinnest prophylactic available. The latest innovation in condom technology. These are just a few of the things I read about HEX, prior to testing and writing this review. Sounds a bit far fetched, doesn’t it? For the record, I’ve used a LOT of different condoms in my day. Not a single package or box made lofty claims like these. And they certainly didn’t allow for realistic feeling sexual...

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EXCLUSIVE REVIEW: Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator
Jun05

EXCLUSIVE REVIEW: Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator

So I bought the Pipedream Extreme Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator. That’s a mouthful to say, isn’t it? I’ve been dying to review this wicked awesome toy for over a year. I never had the balls to pull the trigger and buy it, until now. At just north of $200 it’s pricey. But totally worth it in my masturbatory opinion.   Disclaimer: I purchased this with my own money. No sponsorship. No freebies. Just my raw,...

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REVIEW: the JimmyJane Form 2
May17

REVIEW: the JimmyJane Form 2

It’s not the size of the vibrator during sex; but the size of the sex from the vibrator. Until recently, the Big Bang was an explanation for the formation of the universe or a highly rated TV sitcom. The best explanation comes from a pint-size Dynamo that has enough variable speeds to make any sports car enthusiast jealous. Consider it a mechanized treat for the woman who has everything; everything except for a talented sex...

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REVIEW: the PicoBong Surfer anal vibrator, with REMOJI smartphone app!
Apr07

REVIEW: the PicoBong Surfer anal vibrator, with REMOJI smartphone app!

Good music. Great times. That’s what the new PicoBong Surfer is all about! If you haven’t heard of it, the Surfer is just one device in a new lineup of adult toys developed and marketed by a neat sex toy company called PicoBong. They manufacture all kinds of cool stuff for guys and gals. Penises, vaginas and rectums can all quiver with joy, because this company makes something for every sexual orifice and appendage! But...

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REMOJI: an app to control your sex life
Mar23

REMOJI: an app to control your sex life

I’ll admit it, I’m a technology geek. I love my gadgets and can’t stand being behind the curve. Mobile phones? Yeah, I always have the latest and greatest. Television? Yep, I bought a 4k tv when they first came on the market. Watches? I always have my smartwatch strapped to my wrist. It’s no mystery that technology is deeply intertwined with our daily lives. Everywhere we go, people are on their mobile phones...

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REVIEW: LELO TUX Intimate Apparel…for the penis in your life!
Jan24

REVIEW: LELO TUX Intimate Apparel…for the penis in your life!

Ever considered fashionable formal wear for your penis? If you’re like me, the answer is probably NO! In fact, I never even heard of such a thing until I tried out this new product called TUX.  It’s a damn sexy piece of intimate apparel that’s designed to be worn on your (or your man’s) cock. Pretty cool, actually! Most women are suckers for a well dressed man. A guy in uniform or a tuxedo definitely catches...

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REVIEW: the L’Amourose Rosa Rouge. A heat up vibrator!
Dec24

REVIEW: the L’Amourose Rosa Rouge. A heat up vibrator!

Just when I thought I’d tried every male anal toy that really mattered, the L’Amourose Rosa Rouge found its way into my toy box. And man oh man, this thing is a doozy. The only thing that would make it better is a wireless remote control. This is more than just a butt toy…it’s a total anal vibration solution! Rouge, by the way, is French for the color red. How appropriate! In a nutshell, this device (almost)...

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Go for the GOLD with the new LELO Tiani 24k!
Nov19

Go for the GOLD with the new LELO Tiani 24k!

The LELO Tiani 24k gold couples toy: taking sexual arousal to new heights? I’d say so! Here are just a few of the awesome features! a 24 karat gold band couples insurance wireless remote control pleasure for both her AND him custom engraving What more could a sexy couple ask for?   Save 20% on your next LELO toy! Take their global sex survey to receive your discount code. Click here learn more!   This toy was provided to me free...

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REVIEW: the Lilith Uterus Masturbator. Soft. Very sexy.
Oct23

REVIEW: the Lilith Uterus Masturbator. Soft. Very sexy.

I stepped out of my comfort zone when I bought the Lilith Uterus, a 100% Japanese made male masturbator. I never even heard of this brand until I stumbled across it online. It had a number of great reviews, with very few negative customer comments. So…I said what the hell, and bought it. It was either a great decision on my part, or just blind luck. This turned out to be a damn nice stroker for the money! It feels awesome...

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REVIEW: the Lelo Loki Wave, with “come hither” motion
Oct20

REVIEW: the Lelo Loki Wave, with “come hither” motion

As a prostate massager connoisseur, life has been pretty darn good lately. Lelo has been rolling out new devices for men’s prostates left and right. My prostate and I have been buzzing with pleasure for a couple of months now!   Naturally, I was really pumped when I got an email from Lelo telling me that a brand new toy was on its way for me to try out. It’s called the Lelo Loki Wave, and it’s quite different from...

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REVIEW: the Lelo Loki. Everything a luxury massager should be.
Sep29

REVIEW: the Lelo Loki. Everything a luxury massager should be.

Before I even had a chance to run the Lelo Loki through the gauntlet, I was VERY impressed with this new anal toy for men. From the initial presentation in the windowed box, all the way to the prostate trembling orgasm grand finale, I loved this toy. Every step of the way.. FYI: for an upgraded experience, check out the Loki Wave, right here. It doesn’t come with a remote control, but that’s OK. This is still a stellar...

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No muss, no fuss male masturbation with Fifi
Sep04

No muss, no fuss male masturbation with Fifi

The nice people at GetFifi.com contacted me a couple of weeks ago, wanting to know if I would take their male sex toy for a test drive.  Since I’m always game for something new, I just HAD to try it out. Of course, I accepted! A few days later, I had the package in hand. So I finally got a chance to try it out. Actually, I’ve gone three rounds with Fifi, and I came out a winner every time…he he So here is my take on...

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REVIEW: the Lelo Hugo with wireless remote. 100% awesome!
Aug31

REVIEW: the Lelo Hugo with wireless remote. 100% awesome!

If I could sum up the Lelo Hugo in just a few words, it would go something like this: Whoa! This toy just ROCKED my world! Yeah, it’s that awesome. This is my very first wireless remote control prostate vibrator! And what a way to pop my cherry. I’ll also mention that it’s totally hands-free once it’s inserted. You only need one free hand for the remote. Oh yeah…   UPDATE: In my opinion, there’s...

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REVIEW: the Progasm by Aneros. Old school, but still cool!
Aug10

REVIEW: the Progasm by Aneros. Old school, but still cool!

For an old school, basic toy, the Aneros Progasm is a damn good piece of prostate massage hardware! It’s the bigger, badder, older sibling to the Syn, so beginners beware…     If you’ve been following my blog, you know I’m a BIG fan of these products. This sex toy is no exception.       A few comments before I start… Ok, I admit it. I had my doubts about it. I TRIED to find the flaws. I really did. Before...

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REVIEW: the Tenga Flip Hole (Black) masturbator for men
Aug07

REVIEW: the Tenga Flip Hole (Black) masturbator for men

The Flip Hole by Tenga is the second male masturbation toy I’ve had the pleasure to review. After 20 jack off sessions, I’m still in awe with the orgasmic prowess of this toy! It gets better every time I use it.   In case you missed it, I reviewed the Fleshlight Ice a while back.           Tenga Flip Hole Black Overview I bought it a while back from Amazon, on a whim. I really wasn’t planning to buy another silicone...

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REVIEW: the P-Spot male dildo by Tantus
Jul29

REVIEW: the P-Spot male dildo by Tantus

The P-Spot male dildo by Tantus is a SERIOUS piece of sex hardware! Even for a semi pro like me, this thing is challenging. It’s big. It’s bad. It’s thick. This is heavy duty equipment designed for heavy duty prostate milking.   Experienced players only. Beginners should probably avoid this one! NOTE: The folks at Tantus were kind enough to send me this big ass male dildo, free of charge, for an honest review. This...

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REVIEW: the Tantus Prostate Play. Good, but far from greatness
Jul28

REVIEW: the Tantus Prostate Play. Good, but far from greatness

After a few good sessions with the Prostate Play, I’m happy to write this review! All in all, this is a nice product. Not great, but good. The reasonable price point makes it a great contender among the other ones I’ve reviewed.   NOTE: The folks at Tantus were kind enough to send me this toy, free of charge, for an honest review. This has no bearing on how I feel about the toy, positive or negative. Before we get started,...

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REVIEW: the Lelo Billy Luxury Male Massager
Jul06

REVIEW: the Lelo Billy Luxury Male Massager

Today, let’s get up close and personal with the Lelo Billy luxury massager for men. You’re about to learn “what’s hot” and “what’s not” about it. Don’t forget see all my favorite toys, here.   UPDATE: for an upgraded experience, check out the newer, bigger and badder Loki. Read the review right here.   ** The folks at LELO.com were kind enough to send me this toy (free of charge)...

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REVIEW: the Sinclair Select ONYX black glass stimulator
Jul04

REVIEW: the Sinclair Select ONYX black glass stimulator

I picked up the Sinclair Select Onyx glass wand a while back, and just got around to trying it out. I’m not overly thrilled with it, so I decided to do a quick review. Don’t forget to check out my sex toys archive, here. It’s a cheap, budget minded product I’ve acquired a rather large collection of higher priced items over the last few months. Some I got for free, others I’ve paid for out of my own...

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REVIEW: The Fleshlight ICE is the BEST I’ve ever used. PERIOD.
Jun19

REVIEW: The Fleshlight ICE is the BEST I’ve ever used. PERIOD.

I have a discerning dick. It’s picky sometimes. I’ve rammed my penis into more than a few toys over the years.  So, when I come across something that feels good, I like to stick around for a while.  When Ice and I met, we just hit it off.   Introducing: the Fleshlight Ice The best all around male masturbator I own? Maybe…   IMPORTANT: at the end of the day, all Fleshlights feel pretty much the same. Just some minor...

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