Everything you need to know about a booty call

manifestoSkimmer

manifestoSkimmer

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I feel like people need some advice on the classic "Booty Call", including what it is, common etiquette, and how to make it happen if you're batting zero.

So what is a booty call? Booty call means a phone chat or text where your only goal is sex. Usually someone you know, someone you've dated or hooked up with before, although you know there is a first time for everything!

Booty call means it's all about sex, usually late at night when a dude is desperately horny and just wants a woman's touch.

There aren't a lot of hard rules (pun intended) but some basic etiquette is required.

1. Always be mindful of her schedule. Nothing is more of a turn off than waking her from a good sleep.

2. Be sexual but try to be subtle. No need to hammer her with sexual puns. Just kind of imply you want to hang out. The fact that it's late is a giveaway as to what you really want.

3. Get to know your booty call buddy and figure out if she wants you to stay or leave. Play it by ear kind of thing.

4. Last but not least since this is all about sex, you got to be very good at it. Please her, and don't disappoint. Know what she likes. Practice makes perfect. Give her multiples or go home.

Now then I am opening the floor to ask if there are any questions related to the booty call. FAQs about fucks, see what I did there?
 
Can you give examples of booty call texting? I wouldn't know a clever way to invite a lady over. I'd either sound crass, or sound too innocuous.
 
How do you know if a woman is a good girl or naughty girl, and would be up for a booty call?

I don't want to offend a good girl, you know.
 
Have you ever had a virtual booty call?

And if my booty call is game, should I use Facetime, Facebook Video Chat, Skype, or Zoom?
 
bananasplitGuy said:
Question! Have you ever accidentally butt dialed a booty call and confused the two things?
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Well sort of. I once butt dialed a platonic friend and then kinda hit on her anyway, and then she sort of asked me over for a booty call. It was awesome and I tapped that booty all night long.
 
KitchnerDinosaur said:
Can you give examples of booty call texting? I wouldn't know a clever way to invite a lady over. I'd either sound crass, or sound too innocuous.
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It has to sound innocent but kind of imply things to her that feel sexual.

So like hey you want to go for a late night coffee, or want to Netflix and chill, I'm bored lol.

That sort of language. You don't come out and say what you're thinking. But she feels it. And so if she says sure why not, to the platonic idea, you know she's really thinking the same thing you are.
 
JohnBoy said:
How do you know if a woman is a good girl or naughty girl, and would be up for a booty call?

I don't want to offend a good girl, you know.
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Well two things.

First off you got to stop thinking women are good and not naughty. Most women are naughty, they're just not going to tell you all about it. They gotta stay in character, you know, all innocent and tee hee. But some of them are demons in the sack bro.

Now I will say this. If you're hanging around actual good girls that ain't into one night stands or friends with benefits, yeah you prolly shouldn't be inviting them to your house or asking yourself over at night.

I think if you want a booty call you gotta stop hanging around church people and start partying with some mad bitches, you know I'm saying? Crazy ass party girls are going to be the easiest booty calls!
 
squish said:
Have you ever had a virtual booty call?

And if my booty call is game, should I use Facetime, Facebook Video Chat, Skype, or Zoom?
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Dude, you're asking deep philosophical questions I can't answer. Yes I had a video booty call and she actually put her butt up to the camera!

I don't remember if I used Skype or Tinder. But I sure AF didn't use Zoom! Jesus Man!
 
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