My Smoke and Poke Review

KitchnerDinosaur

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I decided to try something different recently, as far as dating goes. For the most part I'm a happily single ever after guy, but occasionally I do get lonely and so what the hey, I go out on a date.

Well, a Facebook friend invited me to a site called Smoke and Poke.

It's a pot smoking find a friend date site, and it has a unique idea behind it. Should you get high on a first date, especially if you both like to smoke?
I do occasionally smoke but lately I've been using edibles. Anyway, I figured it was worth a shot. Why not meet someone out there and immediately find something in common with her?

So I checked out the site and it had some pretty basic features that are welcoming, like profile moderation (to eliminate makes) security and safety, and all-day customer support. The site even has phone support which you don't see a lot anymore, so that's nice .

Features are somewhat basic. Free registration, GPS matching, online chat, DMs and filters for specific searches.

The app is modern so you can choose your own gender and sexual preferences. It also has video chat so that's a nice one.

If I recall the app has something like 50 million people so that's a pretty good sized audience.

Why not smoke it out and talk about life?

Well that's what I tried to do and matched up with a woman named Kim. She was nice enough and texted me several times before asking for a video chat.

She was obviously high while calling me and seemed distracted and scattershot in her conversation.

Maybe I missed the point of the website. I guess I was supposed to get high and then chat with her. Instead, I was sober and ready to talk about strains, and edibles, and the legal state of cannabis in various states .

She seemed disappointed that I wasn't high but did appreciate the fact that I was good listener.

Frankly, I don't think I could have gotten in a word edgewise even if I was stoned out of my mind.

She added me on Facebook but we have yet to meet up in real life.

Still, the site is fairly cool. Privacy levels are good, you can hide your profile or go public, and the moderation team is pretty good when it comes to getting rid of fakes or low quality bios.

The cost is $4.95 for two days or $9.95 for seven days. I think there's also a monthly cost of $34.95.

Like I said the features were average and comparable to Bumble or Tinder.

Safe Mode, Who Viewed Me, live video streaming, one on one video, video intros, and such. Was it worth the money? Maybe...if you meet a really cool woman it's worth it, isn't it?

Anyone else use it and agree or disagree?
 
I'm pretty sure Smoke and Poke is a hookup site. So maybe that pothead babe was waiting for you to invite her over for a booty call?

Basically the idea is that pot enhances sex. So why not have sex on the first date while you're both tripping balls?

And yeah pretty much a one night stand or friends with benefits site, not a serious dating site. Mental enhancement is ideal for one nightstands in my humble opinion.
 
In theory weed enhances everything, even your perception of love, life and happiness.

But I can't help but wonder, do you think that Kim woman was serious about dating or a hookup or was she just treating the app like a phone chat line?

Many people reach out online or by phone because they're not that serious about meeting in person. They just crave a voice to listen or talk to.

From the way you describe it, it sounds like a pleasurable waste of time. But I take it you didn't find any real connections.
 
What a funny idea! I like the idea of getting high and meeting someone, being an avid smoker myself. But I have to take issue with the idea of hooking up while high.

If anything, I'm more likely to binge watch Netflix and eat ice cream rather than worry about pleasing/being pleased by a partner.
 
Meh, a lot of women you meet on dating sites just treat you like an interviewer. They complain about their life, throw out some conspiracy theories, talk about dating and red flags, brag about their sexual skills, and then friendzone you after like an hour.

Tell me if I'm wrong!
 
That does sound like the lady I met, now that you mention it. Although I wasn't really aggressively pursuing her. I just enjoyed listening to her rant.

She did brag about her sexual skills, strangely enough, now that you mention it. She mentioned that she tried Durban Poison with her last lover and they had intercourse for what seemed like three hours.

I wondered, was it actually a super Viagra like strain, or did she just lose track of all time and space because of the strength of it?

I didn't ask. I'm not the bold type.
 
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