As a man, I LOVE the smell of pussy. Like, fetish level love it.
When my mouth is attached to a lady clam like barnacles on a boat, I couldn’t be happier.
What is that lovely pussy aroma?
Pussy “typically” smells like a combination of sweat, urine, and vaginal discharge. I say typically, because diet, health, genetics, menses and hygiene all play a part. Some people believe that a “healthy” vagina should have no scent, while others find that a light, musky smell is normal.
I personally find the exotic aroma of a woman’s vagina is so tantalizing, yet…so odd.
Why does pussy smell like that?
Some vaginas are as alluring as the scent of jasmine. The essence calls out to me like a dog catching a whiff of bacon in the wind. Like a shark smelling that one drop of blood in an ocean of water.
Then there are some (a very small minority) that aren’t so tantalizing. For example, years ago I had the misfortune of going down on a most lovely lady with a most unpleasant vag(ina). The best way to describe it? Like a fetid mixture of salty milk and mushrooms, mixed with coins. Blech!
I fully understand that all women have a different aroma. Guys vary in the same way. Diet plays a large part. What smells great to one guy may be a total turn off for another. It’s all a matter of personal preference. I have friends who say they love the scent of pussy without exception. Others that have a “meh” attitude about it. And at least one who refuses to even go down there because he thinks it’s “gross”…WTF???
There’s one thing all normal vaginas have in common: a primal, musky scent. This is the best way I can describe it, as nothing else has a similar aroma.
It’s a scent that activates our animal instincts. It makes us to want to explore and procreate. It drives us wild and makes us seek it out, like feral dogs that catch the scent of a female dog in heat. Nature is a magnificent beast.
With all that said, here is my very own “Bell Curve” describing the distribution of feminine aromas. I’m a numbers/statistics guy, so this is just my nerdy way of quantifying the topic 🙂
As you move to the right, these are the exquisite scents that, quite frankly, drive me wild and bring out my animal instinct. These represent a rather small percentage. Moving to the left, these are the ones that really turn me off. Again, a small percentage. Sorry, ladies, but there are a few of you out there. In the middle, these are the average, most common aromas. I find these to be wonderfully delicious because they all have an amazing, yet unique bouquet.
In my experience, at least 95% of all vaginas have been perfectly acceptable. These are the ones that fall into my “normal” range. I’ll eat any of these all day long; breakfast, lunch and dinner.
I didn’t appreciate eating pussy until later in life
Unfortunately, as a young man in my late teens and twenties, I didn’t have an appreciation for eating pussy. It was just OK. If a girl went down on me, I was sometimes happy to oblige her in kind. But it wasn’t something I set out to do, and I certainly wasn’t good at it. I’m sorry to say that a large percentage of my partners went down on me and I never returned the favor 🙁 Silly me…
Then I reached my early 30s. I divorced my wife and a left very vanilla sex life in my rear view mirror. I was back in the dating scene again. It was daunting at first, but I got myself in shape physically and emotionally. I knew this was the best way to get started with my new lease on life. Then my self esteem and confidence shot through the roof, and something amazing happened. I realized that I was DESIRABLE to the fairer sex. Women were seeking ME out. They wanted my number. They wanted to hop in the sack. It was marvelous!
I quickly learned that women in their 30s and 40s were MUCH MORE aggressive than their peers in their late teens and twenties. They had already “been there and done that” and weren’t afraid to speak their mind and talk about their sexuality. They were much more likely to tell me exactly what they wanted without batting an eye.
So…I left passive me in the dust and became a new, more confident male. Not uber alpha male confidence, but still very self-assured.
Then one night it happened…
A wonderful woman, also a co-worker, approached me at a company recreational outing, a professional baseball game to be precise.
Some background: She was tall, about 5’10 and off-the-charts sexy. She had legs a mile long and an ass that mesmerized me every time I saw it. She had long, straight beautiful brunette hair that she sometimes curled. Wow…really hot. While at work, it was so difficult to focus on her work, and not her “assets.”
We had talked casually for months, about lots of things in our lives: divorce, kids, hobbies etc. In fact, she was having marriage problems at the same time I was; and got divorced a few months after me. On Mondays, we talked about dates we had over the weekend. Some good, some bad. But no sexual details. Nothing that would cross “that” boundary at work.
We always kept it professional…until that evening.
Like most professional sporting events here in the USA, booze was readily available. And she partook of a little more than she should have. We went outside for a walk and some talk. She put her hand on my arm. And we talked. One thing led to another and we were back at my apartment.
I’ll skip all the juicy details and stay on point. She had a beautifully sculpted Venus mound and the most exquisite smelling vagina I’d ever had the pleasure to experience. She WANTED me to taste it, lick it, and more. And I happily obliged.
When looking at my Bell Curve diagram above, she would be at the VERY far right. It was simply amazing…very little odor, but with just enough musk to make my mouth water and my lips smack. This was my ideal vagina!
As the weeks went on, I gained such an affinity for her aroma, that I would rub my face in it before we parted ways. Sheerly for the pleasure of smelling it on my face and hands for hours later. Ahhhhh!
Since then, I’ve been a HUGE fan of the Vag(ina)!
If you love to eat pussy, READ THIS…
I was recently browsing the site My Tiny Secrets, and stumbled across one of the best pussy eating guides I’ve ever read. It’s well worth the read.
To Sum it Up
When I encounter a woman with that “exquisite smell”, I’m strapped to her like a feed bag. And I won’t stop til she’s done.
All in all, Pussy is rad. Hopefully, someday, pussy scented candles will adorn my man cave. An idea that could make me a millionaire…
