REVIEW: the Lelo Loki. Everything a prostate massager should be.

Alright, let’s get down to business. You know that feeling when you find a twenty-dollar bill in your old jeans? That’s the Lelo Loki for you, but instead of a surprise twenty, it’s a surprise party for your senses.

Meet the Lelo Loki, the superstar of prostate toys. It’s like the cool kid in school who everyone wants to hang out with. But this isn’t just any cool kid. This is the kind of cool that makes you the life of the party, the one who knows all the best jokes, the one who can turn a boring afternoon into an adventure!

Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Another prostate toy? Seriously?” But trust me, this isn’t just another run-of-the-mill toy. This is the Lelo Loki. It’s like comparing a homemade paper airplane to a fighter jet, a backyard pool to the Pacific Ocean, a pet hamster to a lion.

The Loki is in a class of its own, a rollercoaster of pleasure that takes you on the ride of your life.

For an even wilder experience, check out the Lelo Loki Wave!

So, are you ready to dive in? We’re going to explore every inch of the Lelo Loki, from its sleek design to its powerful vibrations. And who knows? By the end of this, you might just find yourself wanting to experience the thrill of the Lelo Loki for yourself. So sit back, grab a snack, and let’s get started!

Disclaimer: the folks at LELO.com were kind enough to send this toy to me, free of charge, for an honest review.

LELO Loki: a curious name for a prostate toy

The moment I heard about this toy, my mind was catapulted back to the realm of Marvel’s Thor. It was like a time machine, whisking me back to the carefree days of eagerly flipping through comic books, waiting with bated breath for Loki’s next trick. Those were the days, weren’t they? When the biggest worry was whether your favorite superhero would save the day.

This nostalgia got the gears in my head turning. Was this just a Billy with a fresh coat of paint and a few new bells and whistles? Or was it a brand-new marvel, crafted in the mythical forges of Asgard?

This got me thinking…is this just a Lelo Billy with a few upgrades? Or is it a completely new magical toy, hammered in the forges of Asgard?

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Being the inquisitive soul that I am, I decided to go straight to the source and ask Lelo. Here’s what they had to say:

We reviewed a wide number as we always do, and this seemed to fit best with the product. Norse mythology is indeed the inspiration – the wily trickster that he is –  and the shape, mood (with snake), and functions all seemed to fit perfectly with the name. It’s not the first time we have turned to mythology when naming products, given other male products come with the names of Oden and Tor.

Well, there you have it, folks. Mystery solved. Now, let’s dive into the power of this intriguing device!

A VERY powerful prostate toy

According to Lelo, it is perfectly shaped and angled for a luxurious and powerful prostate massage. And I agree, 100%. This is one of the most intense male vibrators I’ve ever used.

I have no doubt there’s something even more powerful out there, I just haven’t encountered it.

My personal experience

Let me take you back to a day that’s etched in my memory. The day I first met the Lelo Loki. It was a day like any other, until I opened that box. Little did I know, I was about to experience something extraordinary.

You see, I’ve had my fair share of prostate toys, but nothing could have prepared me for what was to come. The Lelo Loki didn’t just make a good first impression, it blew me away. On our very first rendezvous, it gifted me a prostate orgasm of epic proportions. It was like hitting a home run on your first swing, scoring a goal on your first shot, nailing a bullseye on your first throw.

Now, if I were to describe the sensations, I’d need more than just a few words. But let’s give it a shot:

It’s like a symphony of pleasure, a rollercoaster of delight, a fireworks display of ecstasy. This toy doesn’t just rock my prostate, it gives it a full-blown concert. It’s on par with the Lelo Hugo I tested earlier, and in some ways, it even takes the crown. But more on that later.

And just to give you an idea of how much I like it, let me share a little anecdote. The other day, I was tidying up my place, and I found the Lelo Loki under a pile of laundry. I swear, it was like finding a long-lost treasure. I dropped everything I was doing and spent the next hour in the company of my favorite toy. Now, if that doesn’t tell you how much I love the Lelo Loki, I don’t know what will.

How the Lelo Loki feels

From the first moment that I pressed it against my butt hole, I knew it meant business. Fortunately, the tapered tip made insertion easier…but not easy.

I’ve had more than a few toys up my ass over the years, and this LELO Loki definitely made me wince as I pushed it in the first time. I quickly learned that warming up with a finger or a small dildo is a wise idea. Unless you’re into pain…then I say go for it!

Once the tip begins the journey to the prostate, there’s a steady increase in pressure. As you can see in the pictures, there’s an increasingly wide taper in the toy, that doesn’t narrow back down until you nearly reach the base.

Getting it fully in place is the hard part. Once it’s seated, it’s a pleasure to use.

This is where I like to pause and reflect for a bit. I enjoy those precious moments between insertion and engaging the vibrator. I like to just lay there, savoring the fullness in my rectum.

I don’t know about you, but there’s something magical about a toy that fills me up. I’ve learned over the years that the most effective devices for me happen to be bigger and more ful-filling...he he he

Then it’s time to flip on the vibrator.

This is where the fun begins! To read more about the different settings, click here.

There are TONS of different settings and intensities available. For the first time, I used setting 3, at moderate intensity. After only 10 minutes of use, I experienced a massive, full-body orgasm that literally took my breath away. I never changed the setting and never adjusted the intensity. This one mode was enough to push me over the edge in no time flat!

Over time, I’ve experimented with all the different modes. It’s really difficult to choose a favorite because they’re all awesome! I’ve gotten off with every single pattern, so I can attest to the fact that they ALL work.

How Loki compares to other Lelo toys

Vs. Hugo: It’s tough to pick a winner here. Since the vibrations are essentially the same, you have to take that out of the equation. All that’s left is whether the user prefers a remote control, hands-free toy, or manual control device. Oh, and Hugo costs a bit more too.

I’ll note that Loki has one advantage over Hugo…the user can manually apply more pressure. With Hugo, once the toy is in place, you really can’t do much with it except run the vibrator. With Loki the user can apply downward pressure on the handle to push the tip of the toy harder against the prostate. This will really amp up the intensity, as the vibrations feel like they’re bolting from the end of the toy, straight into the P-Spot. Nice!

Vs. Billy: This one wins hands down. There’s simply no comparison here. There are only 2 reasons to choose Billy over this toy.

1. Billy costs less
2. Billy has a smaller diameter. Easier to use for novices.

The vibrations are better because they’re more intense with more settings. It’s also bigger, which in my opinion, makes it a more pleasurable toy. It’s also 100% waterproof. Billy is only waterproof up to the handle. Those controls can be damaged by water.

Loki is a great frenulum vibrator!

If you don’t know what a frenulum is, it’s that unique piece of skin on the underside of the penis. It’s very sensitive to the touch and feels amazing when buzzed lightly with a vibrator.

The toy wasn’t designed to be used like this, and I accidentally discovered it while my partner was exploring the areas around my cock and balls. While vibing it up from the base of my semi-erect cock, she let it rest on this magical spot just under the head of my penis.

I immediately told her, “STOP! Don’t move!” because it felt so fucking good. At that very moment, my dick jumped into a diamond mode (a.k.a. really fucking hard).

Loki just lay there in her limp hand, buzzing away at one of the most sensitive parts of my member. The feeling was divine. My pulse was racing. My forehead was sweating.

She just lay there and smiled like a devilish little vixen, while I enjoyed this amazing, erotic treat. I hadn’t felt anything that unique and wonderful since my first prostate orgasm!

This was new territory for me. So, as a guy that feels compelled to research everything, I read more about frenulum play on the internet. After a bit of browsing around, I learned that some men can actually orgasm by stimulating just this area.

Sounds like a new challenge!

Since then, I’ve tried several times to get a big fat orgasm this way, but I haven’t been able to get there…yet. However, with a little persistence, I believe I can make it happen!

A great personal massager for other body parts!

This was another unexpected benefit. The vibrations emitted have enough intensity to relieve tense, sore muscles as well. It’s certainly not as good as a dedicated, hand-held massage wand, but it’s decent for relaxing those achy muscles that lie just below the surface. Sore biceps, triceps, and calf muscles respond well. For deep tissue massage, it’s mostly ineffective.

Obviously, it’s important to make sure it’s clean and sterile before using it on other areas of the body.

Now, for the technical part of the review.

What’s in the box?

Pretty much the standard stuff you’d expect from any rechargeable sex toy:

• The toy
• USB charge cord
• A sample packet of lube
• Storage pouch
• User manual (I never read it! Typical guy.)
• Warranty card

Lelo Loki Specs

It’s very similar to Billy but with easier-to-use controls. And a significantly larger size.

As you can see, it’s significantly larger in both diameter and length. In my opinion, the larger device is easier to use. And it’s easier to apply more pressure to the prostate if that’s your thing.

The downside? It takes a little more finesse to put it in and still be comfortable.

This device will definitely give your puckering asshole a stretch. If this is your thing, you’ll certainly enjoy it as much as I do.

Battery and charging

This sweet device has a built-in rechargeable battery. A handy USB cable is included in the box. One end plugs into the “butt” and the other into a USB port. Simple and effective.

I’ll admit that I have never timed the charge cycle for this toy. Before my first use, I plugged it in for a few hours, knowing it would be good to go. I’ve run it for about 3 hours on a single charge, with no noticeable decrease in power. More than enough for several sessions.

I normally charge it up after using it for two hours and never had a problem with dead batteries.

It’s waterproof

A toy that’s 100% waterproof is a HUGE bonus for me. I like the option to take my toys anywhere, and not have to fret about ruining them. This was always a major bummer about my Billy.

This makes a wonderful companion in the shower, pool, or bath.

Recommended lube

Always a water-based lubricant with silicone toys. Astroglide works. ID glide is better. Read more about sex lubes, here.

How to control Loki

This is where Lelo changed things up, for the better. These new buttons are placed better and easier to operate than Billy.

The control pad feels solid. The buttons are perfectly responsive. Yet, the settings can’t be changed too easily. It takes a firm, purposeful press to change it up. Sex toy controls don’t get much better than this.

The vibration patterns are identical to Hugo: 6 patterns with MANY intensity levels for each one.

1. A constant BZZZZZ
2. A BZZZZ followed by a pause, then BZZZZ again. A second, give or take, for each step.
3. A faster BZZZZ BZZZZ. Two buzzes and a pause. About twice as fast as pattern 2.
4. A smooth, accelerating buzz. Starting at low and rolling all the way up to maximum intensity. Then it repeats.
5. A smooth, accelerating up-and-down buzz. Similar to pattern 4, except this one rolls all the way up. Then all the way down. Then repeats.
6. Random vibes. No pauses here. It randomly chooses different intensities, that last for about a second. Then it switches to the next one, automatically.

If you can’t find a pleasing sensation in there somewhere, I don’t know what to tell you.

Cleaning and maintenance

This toy really doesn’t require any maintenance, other than keeping it charged. To clean it, simply use some warm water and gentle body soap to clean it off. Then dry it with a lint-free towel or let it air dry.

One could also use an antibacterial toy cleaner, but I just don’t find this necessary.

Where to buy LELO Loki

If you’d like to purchase one, I recommend buying directly from Lelo. You get the 1-year warranty and the TEN-YEAR satisfaction guarantee. So, if your toy craps out anytime during years 2-10, you can get a 50% discount on your next purchase. This is a helluva deal, unique in the adult novelties industry.

Grab a Loki for yourself, right here at Lelo.com

Current price: $169 US