Plenty of guys think they have big dick problems, but do they really? Research done by the Kinsey Institute at Indiana University sets the record straight once and for all. According to this study, the average erect penis size is 5 to 6.5 inches. The average circumference is 4 to 5 inches. Are you bigger than this? If not, you probably don’t have a huge cock. If so, you can rest in the knowledge that a big one is better than having a micro penis.
Regardless of how you “stack up”, everyone can have a laugh at the following top 10 big dick problems that well hung dudes might encounter. Makes me kinda glad I don’t have a massive schlong.
Make sure to read all the way through for some bonus info for guys seeking an even larger cock. Enjoy!
10. Toothy blowjobs are the norm
Let’s face it. Guys with large, girthy members are gonna have a hard time receiving oral sex. Unless your girl (or guy) has an exceptionally large mouth, this is something you’ll need to get used to. Or maybe they just need to open up and say AHHHH!
Solutions? None to speak of, other than looking for a partner with a really big mouth. Steven Tyler, anyone? Better yet, find a head-giving fanatic with dentures!
9. Your dong hangs down into the toilet water
What a pain in the ass. Some toilets have really short bowls or high water levels, making this a recipe for disaster. There’s nothing more disgusting than your unit dipping into the water after leaving a huge dump.
Solutions? None, really. At home you could purchase a toilet with a tall bowl or lower the water level. In public, the only thing you can do is just be careful.
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8. Some sexual positions are out of the question
Imagine not being able to take the train to pound town with your favorite lady. Very few women can handle the big D without some complications. Therefore, it’s up to the guy to be extra gentle, or let the lady set the pace.
Solutions? Learn to BE GENTLE. Don’t just stick it in and pound away. It takes a little patience and finesse. Listen to your partner; they will guide you.
7. Masturbation requires TWO hands
Sure, the job can be done easily with one hand. But it feels SOOOOO much better with two. The downside? This method requires significantly more effort.
Solutions? Invest in a penis pump (a big one), or lift some weights and build those arm muscles up!
6. Hitting her cervix when you’re only part way in
This one is real frustrating for guys and gals. For a woman, there’s almost nothing more painful than a well hung guy banging up against her cervix. It’s painful for her, and she’ll likely end the sexy time if it hurts too much. For him, without full insertion, his pleasure is significantly diminished.
Solutions? None, really. You can always look for a girl that has a little more room down there to accommodate your big penis.
5. Buying jeans is a challenge
Unless you don’t mind putting your “unit” on display for the world, buying jeans is tricky business. If skinny or tight fitting jeans are your thing, you have no choice but to let the bulge show. You could always switch to baggy or loose fitting jeans. However, for those that don’t like loose fitting clothing…bulging it is.
Solutions? Wear baggy pants, or put your unit on display for the world. Those are really your only options.
4. Finding condoms is a real headache
Most condoms in the US are relatively the same size. There are larger sizes available, such as magnums, but these don’t always accommodate the larger gentlemen. The ring at the bottom often chokes your chicken, and leaves a red ring for a while.
Solutions? A couple of brands I recommend are the Durex Maximum Love (a link to Amazon) and the Lifestyles SKYN Large. These are wider condoms (56mm) and should accommodate your needs.
3. Bathing suits with bulges
This is one of the trickiest problems to date. There’s really not much you can do here. A tight Speedo certainly won’t conceal anything. A baggy swimsuit will still show your member to the entire public pool when you get it wet.
Solutions? Don’t go swimming in a public pool. Get used to people staring at your battleship.
2. She refuses to have sex with you
There’s nothing worse than being turned down by a lady friend after she sees what kind of heat you’re packing. Who doesn’t like the thrill of meeting that hot drunk girl at the bar? She flirts with you, and you with her. Some small talk and dancing. She invites you back to her place for some more drinks and music. Things get heated and then she reaches down your pants. Everything stops. She gets that scared look on her face and outright refuses to have sex with you.
Solutions? Nothing you can do here. If she’s too small, or just downright afraid of it, you’re out of luck. Maybe she can give you a hand job.
1. You accidentally sit on your big cock
This is the absolute worst in my opinion. You’re having a good night on the town with your friends, having just met some really cute ladies. You go to have a seat on the bar stool, and CRUNCH…you just sat on your own dick and balls. Painful and humiliating. Of course the discomfort goes away, but it takes a bit. Maybe even a trip to the restroom. Hopefully your admirers don’t leave while you’re tending to your penis.
Solutions? Actually there is an easy fix for this. Proper fitting underwear can basically eliminate this problem. Compression shorts, or just tight fitting briefs can do the trick.
The biggest cock on the planet?
He’s 5 feet 9 inches tall, with a flaccid dick length of 9.5 inches! His girth is about the size of the average man’s forearm. And then there’s his balls: the size of grade A large eggs. Yikes!
Women (and men) stare in awe at the bulge in front of his pants. Airport security screeners have accused him of carrying a “concealed weapon.”
A weapon: that’s the understatement of the year!
Meet Jonah Falcon and his massive member. He quite possibly holds the world record for the largest penis on earth! In this Rolling Stone magazine exclusive, Mr. Falcon talks about the highs and lows of having a truly massive, almost alien sized member.
I’m not sure whether to envy the guy or feel sorry for him.
BONUS INFO
So your dick just isn’t big enough? This is a common issue millions of guys would love to solve. Fortunately there’s an easy way to achieve cock supremacy: a penis pump. Yep, this is a device that uses suction to enlarge an already large (or normal size) penis. But it’s critical to use them safely while still being effective.
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