Sex Haiku. Get those erotic juices flowing!
Erotic, sexy poetry and haiku get me every single time. I hope you enjoy! Soft, smooth, porcelain Fingertips, kiss in the wind Hot passion, desire Jagged breath, tremble Thrown panties, ripped shirt excites Scream my name all night All the universe I only want to become one with you, my dear Two faces, trouble Two backs, passion forever Two heartbeats, to one Your lips are sweeter than the things you scream to me when I...
Dirty sex talk: 10 erotic lines for sinful minds
Learn how to talk dirty during sex! The difference between GOOD and GREAT sex is often a very fine line. All that kissing, licking, sucking and poking is fabulous! The sounds and the smells bring out the primal beast in many a guy. However, we often get so wrapped up in the moment, that we forget about other ways to make her toes curl. I’m not talking about physical stimulation either. In two recent articles, I covered...
Sex Ed 101: The ULTIMATE guide to breast play
Play her breasts like a Stradivarius violin! Sex is one of the most pleasurable activities we humans can experience. When you possess the bedroom skills that make your girl tear the sheets and cause her toes to curl, sex becomes an over-the-moon experience. This is erotic touch on a whole new level, and you’ll need to break out your best moves to make it happen. Cue: breast stimulation. Learn it. Practice it. Know it....
Sex Ed 101: How to be dominant in bed
Let’s face the facts. Most women want a strong man that knows how to be dominant in bed. They want Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. They want every guy in Magic Mike. They want someone who can fight off a bear while not spilling his beer. They want a guy who knows the difference between an automatic rifle and a shotgun and knows how to use both to defend their home. These traits trickle into the bedroom, too. Most women want a guy who’s...
I LOVE the exotic scent of pussy…
There. I said it. As a man, I FUCKING LOVE it. Like, fetish level love it. If I have a choice of getting a BJ or going down on her, my face will be downtown, lavishing her with oral sex, as fast as I can get her panties off. I’ll be attached to her lady clam like a barnacle on a boat. Sometimes I just can’t unlatch myself until she begs me to stop, out of sheer exhaustion. So, here’s the burning question of the...
Messy anal sex: how to deal like a gentleman
It’s inevitable…sooner or later you WILL encounter a mess when engaging in anal sex with another person, or with your prostate toys. Someday, you WILL encounter a “shitty” situation (pun intended)! What’s in this post Respect your partner A personal story When playing solo Be respectful of your partner When with a partner, man or woman, it’s critical to keep calm: don’t make a big deal of...
Death by sex: 5 insane ways to die
Sex and death are uncomfortable, almost taboo, subjects to discuss for many people. Well, today, I have a special treat for you. I’ve combined both topics into one outrageously uncomfortable list of ways you can die during sex. Let’s get right to it. 1. Kenneth Pinyan: death by horse Mr. Pinyan is a true internet legend. He holds the dubious title of dying while being penetrated by a horse. The story of his fateful...
It’s perfectly OK for guys to use sex toys…
I’ve been wondering, lately: Why are vibrators and other sex toys for women more socially acceptable than toys for guys? I’m a guy that LOVES sex toys. Both for me and my lovely lady. However, I didn’t always feel this way. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… I was “that” guy I had this misconception that dudes using sex toys were “weirdos” or “gay” or whatever....
Anal sex prep: how to get ready
Whether you’re a complete beginner or a seasoned expert, anal sex preparation is key for a safe and successful experience. Even folks who have had lots of butt sex experience pain or discomfort from time to time. The reasons could be mental or physical. Stress, lifestyle changes and health issues are just a few issues that can affect one’s ability to have enjoyable anal sex. Pro tip: ALWAYS have plenty of lube handy...
Top 10 big dick problems: you know you have a large penis when…
10. Toothy blowjobs are the norm. Let’s face it. Guys with large members (especially girthy ones) are gonna have a hard time receiving oral sex. Unless your girl (or guy) has an exceptionally large mouth, this is something you’ll need to get used to. Solutions? None to speak of, other than looking for a partner with a really big mouth. Better yet, find a head-giving fanatic with dentures! 9. Your dong hangs down...
