A while back I got my first glimpse of the Blewit! performance enhancer sex toy for men. I stumbled across their Indiegogo campaign, purely by accident. The masturbator looked a bit hokey, but OK, I read through their spiel anyway. And I was pleasantly surprised with the product specs!
So I hopped on, and made a donation. Last week, it showed up on my doorstep. It didn’t take long for me to run this sex toy through its paces.
I didn’t play nice either. I treated it like a naughty little bedroom slave.
Disclaimer: I purchased the toy for this review with my own money. No sponsor this time. As always, you’ll get my raw thoughts and perspectives, without any bullshit.
So, Dave, how was it?
All in all, I’m impressed. It’s very well built. Very solid. All the parts function as they should. It’s a really cool device!
But Dave, how was it….REALLY?
Ok, it was pretty fucking awesome, as far as masturbators and pocket pussies go. I love the tightness. It definitely feels tighter than my Ice Lady Fleshlight.
No, it doesn’t feel like a real life vagina, either. It’s as close as a sex toy can get, though. And much better than a hand.
It should fulfill at least two main functions: a masturbator should feel good and should make masturbation easy and fun. This toy accomplishes both with ease.
I love the very end of a good wank with a stroker. When jacking off, I like to experiment with suction on or off at different times. But when I’m finishing, I want the suction FULL ON. I want it sucking so hard that it feels like my load is getting pulled out the tip of my cock. It accomplishes this, too.
The grip on the exterior of the device is fantastic. It has a rubberized feel. No slip. This means that you can securely hold it, with either hand, and not have to worry about it slipping out. Fleshlight’s hard plastic case can be tough to grip sometimes. It definitely exceeds Fleshlight and Tenga, here.
This masturbator is easy to clean. I was nervous about this at first, but once I got used to it, it’s a breeze. It’s a simple matter of holding it under a faucet and running warm water through it. I’ll cover this in more detail, later in this post.
Works perfectly with any water based lube. Just stay away from silicone lubricants.
Ok, let’s go step by step through the review…
Here’s a table of contents:
- The package
- The cock stroker
- A quick video. Shows ALL the features.
- Suction. On/Off and quality
- Adjustable tightness rings
- Cleaning it out
- Drying it off
- The non-removable sleeve
- Does it REALLY enhance performance?
- Where to buy it
- 6 month update
1. The package – neat
Well, here it is. It was initially wrapped in an airtight plastic bag, but I couldn’t get a good picture with that crap on there.
Notice that the marketing message here is quite different from Fleshlight products. Fleshlight is more about the hot girls, and hole options that are available. Still a superb product, just appealing to a different buyer.
They went the other way here. They’re catering to a less raunchy audience. It’s like they’re saying “Hey, here’s a different way to get off. Instead of jacking off just to get off, think of it as a male performance enhancer. A way to get some practice if you’re having issues letting the horse out of the gate too quickly. Last longer in bed for your mate!”
It’s more appealing to the busy guy who wants to improve his bedroom prowess. Voila! A male performance enhancer that’s fun to use!
In the pictures above, you’re seeing the outer cardboard cover. It just slides off to reveal a black box, that opens horizontally. You’ll see that next…
2. Opening the box
Once the outer cover is off, you’ll find a nifty looking package that looks like this. These are all the instructions you need. The cool little pictures tell you everything you need to know.
3. A quick video
A nice overview of Blewit! If you’re considering this toy to enhance your bedroom performance, this is video is a MUST SEE.
It looks more like something you’d take to the gym, and less like something naughty in your nightstand.
4. The suction – very good, borderline awesome.
Adjusting the suction
This is pretty straightforward. Opposite the business end, there’s a little flip valve. Pushing down on one side opens it. Push it back down to close it. Kinda like the top on a sunscreen bottle.
But there’s a downside. Just a small one. It has a slight disadvantage in the suction control department. My Fleshlight has a cap on the end that I can tighten or loosen for fully adjustable suction. With this stroker, it’s pretty much on or off.
The lack of adjustability is not a deal breaker for me. Just something to be aware of.
Quality of the suction – above average
I found the suction to be very satisfying, equivalent to a Fleshlight, like my Ice Lady. Definitely good enough to make it feel like it’s sucking the orgasm from the tip of my penis. You know what I’m talkin’ about, right?
5. The “tightness rings”
There is a pair of rings that come as part of the package. Their purpose is to secure the business end of the toy to the case.
Take a look at the picture below. That gap between the silicone insert and the case? Yeah, that’s where the ring fits. It secures the two pieces together. It prevents the insert from sliding back in to the toy. The ring easily slides over the silicone base and onto the case with a few gentle squeezes of the silicone.
One has a smaller inside diameter. The other is larger. This adjusts the tightness upon insertion. I like it tighter.
NOTE on lube: I received a free bottle of Lubeit! It was just ok. I still prefer water based Passion, because it has just a hint more slipperiness and it lasts a bit longer.
Unfortunately, I didn’t get any close up pictures of the ring and how it fits. But trust me, it’s a cinch to swap them out if you want to go up or down in tightness.
6. Cleaning it out
Here is the end that opens for cleaning it out. Unscrew the suction cap and this is what you see. Hold this end under the faucet and run warm water through it for a few minutes. It’s hollow and you can see light through the other side.
7. Drying it off
This is dead simple. After running warm water through it for a few minutes, the hardest part is over. Now it’s time to put it on the self contained drying unit. Self explanatory.
8. The non-removable sleeve
Before I got it in the mail, I just assumed it would have a removable sleeve, like my Fleshlight. Nope, this one is fixed into the unit. It’s attached to the end where you run water through, two pictures up.
Initially, I was disappointed. I always like being able to separate all the pieces for cleaning, like my Ice Lady. But after a few cleanings I realized it wasn’t a big deal. Now, I actually prefer it to wrestling a slippery, floppy silicone insert around the sink.
In a way, this toy is like my Tenga Flip hole. It doesn’t have a removable silicone insert either.
Here are the dimensions. Not too big, not too small. About right! Easy to handle for most any size hand.
The spirals built into the case allow a firm grip from any angle
10. Does it REALLY enhance performance?
Honestly, yes and no. Allow me to explain…
As a guy, performance anxiety was once a thing for me. When I was young, dumb and full of cum, it was often difficult for me to “last a long time” in bed. By the time a girl and I had made out and got sweaty with each other, I was so damn horny I could literally blow in a couple of minutes. THAT SUCKS. But there is a solution…
It is designed to make practice (jacking-off) a little more fun. Way more fun than using your hand.
So… it probably won’t increase your stamina any more than regular masturbation. For example, I masturbate regularly, about 5 times per week. Now that I’ve introduced it into my routine, masturbation is certainly more comfortable and fun. But it doesn’t increase my stamina, as I’m getting off regularly anyway.
In a nutshell, if you’re a regular wanker, this probably won’t make you last longer in bed. It’ll just feel MUCH better when wanking 🙂
11. Where to buy it
These are starting to pop up at various online retailers. I picked mine up from Indiegogo. Or you can buy it from Amazon.
12. A 6 month update (October 2016)
Well, I’ve had this bad boy for 6 months now, and I wanted to provide an update.
My impression hasn’t changed much since I wrote this review a while back. At this point I’ve used and abused this masturbator exactly 30 times. It still performs very well, almost like new!
The feel of it remains unchanged after all this time. It’s still tight, and the insert has not started to tear or come apart from the housing. It feels just as tight as the first time I used it. Thumbs up for durability!
Cosmetically, the outer blue case is a bit scuffed. I dropped it on the floor a couple of times (clumsy me), so the plastic has a few marks on it here and there. In a nutshell, it’s been used. A LOT. so a little wear and tear is to be expected. None of this affects the performance of the toy.
All in all, I still consider BLEWIT! to be an excellent value, and I still highly recommend it for anyone that’s in the market for a new male masturbator.
This was the most fun review I’ve done in a while!
In conclusion, as long as Blewit! keeps their prices in line with Fleshlight, I consider it a viable alternative! I can’t really say that one is better than the other, because they each have their attributes and disappointments.
They both have great suction. For me they both do the job correctly, and do it well. If you’re wanting something that’s portable and doesn’t look like a sex toy, this may be the product for you.
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